The Awakened

Zero airhead. All three axes — spacey, lazy, klutzy — score low.

You scored '0% airhead' in this diagnostic — rare. Inside: why you're so awake, how to deal with the airheads around you, and the hidden risks of the Awakened type.

All types

🍆 The Airhead King Triple-crown ruler of the dazed ☁️ Drowsy Bear Doesn't think, doesn't move — safer that way 💫 Floaty Stumbler Dreamy and accident-prone 🌸 Velvet Operator Spacey on the surface, sharp underneath 😴 Sleepy Tripper Oversleep, rush, trip 🌿 Porch Philosopher Doesn't move, but the mind is wide awake 🍂 Mishap Gentleman Organized — and yet, somehow, always trips ⚡ The Awakened Defector from the airhead industry